Donald K. Allen for President

United Nations

I am really tired of hearing about how corrupt the United Nations is from the top to the bottom. The world dumps billions of dollars into this money pit and they are not accountable to anyone for where it goes.

Here’s a solution, albeit somewhat temporary. I’ve heard that the New York United Nations building is not code compliant and needs renovation. There are, in fact, several United Nations Headquarters, including Geneva, Vienna, and Nairobi. I believe we should close down the New York Headquarters for upgrading and transfer functions to Geneva (or wherever, pick one). We can then award the remodeling contract to LMC Construction*, who will take forever and do real bang-up job.

* Larry, Moe, and Curly